Book Of Mormon, or Not Enough Bears

So, Very few people know this but I auditioned for Book of Mormon the Music, in its early development stages. I worked on my audition for FOREVER with my vocal coach. I dressed comfortably, yet professionally. I did everything I could do. Still, i got nothing. Oh a good day, i can belt an A.

So I went to see this "Book of Mormon" and guess what...No Bears Anywhere! No Brown Bears, Black Bears, Spotted Bears or even Panda Bears(adorable bane of my existence.) Ummmmm I don't mean to toot my own snout or anything, BUT we are a very talented species. We are great jugglers, amazing balerinas, and we pretty much PWN in the voiceover circut. How come there are no bears on Broadway? Please tell my why!

That is why I AM going to be the first bear on Broadway. I will break barriers. I will make a difference. Even if I have to be in Mama Mia to do it.

~Broadway Bear